just in case you forgot that Shaq used to rap
Posted by Jason on May 28, 2009
Be sure to laugh really hard at the first one.
And be sure to watch for Zeus in the second one.
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Posted by Jason on May 28, 2009
Be sure to laugh really hard at the first one.
And be sure to watch for Zeus in the second one.
jeph said
hey kobe…tell me how my butt tastes…
Jason said
Ever rap that Shaq has ever written goes pretty much like this:
I’m Shaq O’Neill, tall as the two towers
Dunk it on your ass, show you my Superman powers
I’m the Big Aristotle, tearin down backboards and rims
Your a baby with a bottle, trying to hang with the Grim
Reaper of the hardwood, grew up on a bad street
Dunk on you, get a foul, 2 points plus a free throw, makes three
I’m the biggest guy you ever seen dribblin through his legs
I drink a keg of Gatorade, do what it takes to keep you amazed…
you get the point.